do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

So tell me all about your problems, I was killing before killing was cool.
You’re so cool, you’re so cool, so cool.

amethyzzle:

mcry:

patrick is a sweet little self conscious flower don’t objectify him that’s so gross and unnecessary u should be using a mathematical formula to measure the size of his heart

#oh look it’s infinite

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means  that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections." -Gerard Way
“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means  that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections." 
-Gerard Way

hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

asvprock:

Happy  4/20

asvprock:

Happy  4/20